1. I avidly use cocaine, LSD, and mescaline with alchohol at the same time!!
2.I single handedly crested Gonzo journalism.
3. I hate Richard Nixon, a loooot!!
4. I excelled in baseball among other high school sports because i was athletially inclined from a young age.
5. I was in the Air Force in San Antonio Texas, while i OWNED them Nazi's.